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What is the step by step procedure from the time you enter the can until you exit?
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What is the step by step procedure from the time you enter the can until you exit?
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Tags: Proper Etiquette, Step By Step
7 responses to What is the proper etiquette for public urinal usage?
Potty Training
Ask your father.
Home Improvements
keep your eyes on your own package
Toilet Seats
1st- Ignore the 1st answer. Just plain stupid
2nd- Hold your breath in case of bad odors
3rd- Find an open urinal
4th- Un zip and put out that imaginary fire
5th- Look to make sure their are no creeps staring
6th- Give the proper two shakes. No more no less
7th- Avoid any excess pee on the floor from people will small Johnson’s
8th- Wash hands. yes that applies to everyone
9th- Rip out that last fart before returning to the public and carry on with your day.
What is the proper etiquette for public urinal usage?
Potty Training
Ask Peggy the Pee Pee Lady, she is doing her doctorate on piss.
Portable Toilets
If you’ve got it flaunt it, making every one else feel insecure. If not quit squealing when you piss on your shoes.
Portable Toilets
Get a container marked – “U R A P N” and place lid on when finished. This works most times…….Good Luck!
Toilet Seats
We’re assuming that you are simply urinating and not anything more involved. We’re also assuming that this is a normal bathroom, not a stadium with trough-style urinals or single toilets like at a gas station.
1) Enter–put down your cell phone. I can’t believe the number of times I’ve been in a public urinal with people holding conversations on their cells. I make a point to be extra loud for these people. >:)
2) Look for an empty urinal. If there is more than one empty, find the closest one to the door or a wall. This will cut down on the angles others can get on your package. If there is someone using one, DO NOT go next to them when there are spaced ones available. This is creepy behaviour. Only if there are no other options do you stand directly next to another guy.
3) urinate–DO NOT look at other guys. DO NOT make small talk. You MAY whistle or hum to yourself.
4) Flush–For the love of Pete, FLUSH!! I normally use my foot.
5) Wash your hands. (optional)
6) Whether you wash your hands or not, take a little dryer sheet to open the urinal door with. You may wash your hands a thousand times in there but the minute you touch that door handle, you’ve just picked up every germ those non-handwashing people have left!
On washing your hands…
Of course, when dealing with dung, wash your hands. Microscopic airborn particles in the toilet basin can adhere to your skin as you wipe, even if you never actually touch feces.
However, when urinating, my penis is the cleanest thing IN that bathroom and keeping urine off my hands is a trick I learned at about age 3. With thirty years of practice, I’ve grown quite good at it. So touching ANYTHING in the bathroom is liable to INCREASE your chances of picking something foreign up, not decrease them! The best rule is, DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!
Also, I carry a “personal rag” (aka hankie, aka panuelo) which I use to touch that infamous bathroom door. Men should carry a little rag with them for just such instances.
Really, it’s a public urinal after all.
What is the proper etiquette for public urinal usage?
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